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Started by Gopher, Jun 06 14 11:35

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Gopher

http://tripemarketingboard.co.uk/jobs.php
A fool's paradise is better than none.

TehBorken

Ack. I tried tripe once, almost vomited up my entire intestinal tract. Ewwwwwwwww.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but my wife likes tripe. :(  I told her not to worry, that we'll never fight over who gets the last piece of tripe. Ack ack ack.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

Never even tried it - one look was enough.

btw The Board members are worth checking out...in fact the whole website is.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lil Me

Hilarious!  Thanks for sharing this, Goph!


I occasionally eat tripe in pho soup.
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

They actually had a Tripe contest???  I guess at one time or another they have a contest for everything.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Actually, it was a guess who farted competition.....it was the one in the centre.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Now THAT I can believe.  It looks like there is plenty of gas left.  The only thing holding them back was likely a fear of flying.  I can visualize the stage lifting slowly into the air as the audience faints for lack of air.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Wonderful image kitten.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

TehBorken

Boy, what a fantastic thing to put on a resume- "I won the Miss Tripe contest in 1938".
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

And the applicant will have aged too - wonder what she looks like today. Grannie Tripe?
A fool's paradise is better than none.