Went into a bar

Started by DDD, Sep 02 11 09:38

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DDD

Went into a Bar. Ordered a martini.
There was a little monkey on the bar, begging for treats. I flipped him the olive. He caught it on the fly, sniffed it twice, stuck it up his ass, pulled it out and swallowed it whole. "What's up with the monkey" I asked? The Bartender says
"Well, there was this guy fed him a billiard ball". "Now he measures everything to make sure it will come out the other end".
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

Gopher

Do thou likewise, DDD
A fool's paradise is better than none.