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Middle Age Texting Codes:
« on: May 29 11 01:24 »
 [DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ATD- at the doctor.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BFF -best friend fell.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BTW -bring the wheelchair.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BYOT -bring your own teeth.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]FWIW -forgot where I was.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]GHA -got heartburn again.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]IMHO -is my hearing-aid on?

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]OMMR -on my massage recliner.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]TTYL -talk to you louder.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ILA- I'm lost again.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text] [/DIV]

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Re: Middle Age Texting Codes:
« Reply #1 on: May 29 11 05:43 »
Damn that list is funny I am currently Laughing so hard I can't get up..    
Never give up Never surrender Fight with ur last breath Fight 2 live & Fight 2 survive. Never say never & never say die. There comes a time when all will die A time we transcend & attain our place afterlife. My Fight is not yet done, I'm tired & I'd like to go home, But I'm not ready to go just yet.

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« Reply #2 on: May 30 11 09:50 »
BV- [SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]Bring  V iagra[?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /][o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]    
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Re: Middle Age Texting Codes:
« Reply #3 on: Jun 01 11 10:08 »
Glad you liked it, Orik.  

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Re: Middle Age Texting Codes:
« Reply #4 on: Jun 01 11 10:43 »
 [H1][FONT color=#ff00ff size=5]The Golden Years[/FONT][/H1] [FONT color=#000000]I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw

Oh My God what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell

I look like hell!

My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years has come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass.[/FONT]


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Re: Middle Age Texting Codes:
« Reply #5 on: Jun 03 11 06:16 »
I have at least 3 of those  :(

lol

 

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