Middle Age Texting Codes:

[Natasha]

 [DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ATD- at the doctor.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BFF -best friend fell.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BTW -bring the wheelchair.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BYOT -bring your own teeth.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]FWIW -forgot where I was.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]GHA -got heartburn again.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]IMHO -is my hearing-aid on?

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]OMMR -on my massage recliner.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]TTYL -talk to you louder.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ILA- I'm lost again.

[DIV class=mall_post_body_text] [/DIV]

[Orik]

Damn that list is funny I am currently Laughing so hard I can't get up..    

[DDD]

BV- [SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]Bring  V iagra[?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /][o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]    

[Natasha]

Glad you liked it, Orik.  

    LOL @ D

[Gopher]

 [H1][FONT color=#ff00ff size=5]The Golden Years[/FONT][/H1] [FONT color=#000000]I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw

Oh My God what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell

I look like hell!

My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years has come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass.[/FONT]

[Natasha]

I have at least 3 of those  

lol