The Good, The Bad & The Ugly!

Started by Orik, Jan 16 11 03:03

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Orik

[font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial Narrow;" color="white" face="verdana" size="4"]The Good, The Bad & The Ugly!
 
 Good: Your wife is pregnant.
 Bad: It's triplets.
 Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
 
 Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
 Bad: She wants a divorce.
 Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
 
 Good: Your son is finally maturing.
 Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
 Ugly: So are you.
 
 Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
 Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
 Ugly: You're in them.
 
 Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
 Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
 Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
 
 Good: Your husband understands fashion.
 Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
 Ugly: He looks better than you.
 
 Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
 Bad: She keeps interrupting.
 Ugly: With corrections.
 
 Good: The postman's early.
 Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
 Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
 
 Good: Your son is dating someone new.
 Bad: It's another man.
 Ugly: He's your best friend.
 
 Good: Your daughter got a new job.
 Bad: As a hooker.
 Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do![/font]  
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