The Army Captain

Gopher · Dec 03 10 07:14

[DIV class=postbody]A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.

The Captain considers this, and finally said, 'I can't say that I condone it, but I can understand about the 'urges' and so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are.'[/DIV][SPAN class=postbody]
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Natasha · Dec 03 10 05:35

lmao... that's so messed up!

DDD · Feb 08 11 04:07

I need a trip into town

Orik · Feb 08 11 05:54

Call girls aka escort services will deliver just order out for one and request a pizza with all your favorite toppings

Natasha · Feb 10 11 05:09

^ Know from experience?

Orik · Feb 10 11 06:50

I once Dated a girl that worked as an escort.. but I have never hired one...

Natasha · Feb 11 11 07:54

Wasn't that a bit odd Orik? Did you ever feel as if she was cheating on you?

Orik · Feb 11 11 11:34

Nope. Most of it was just talking to her clients dancing and just being a pleasant companion to them. she was no cheap escort she made good money and was very very selective as to who her clients were. She paid for her very luxurious waterfront apartment a nice car. and other expensive luxuriate things in life all the while she attended university dated me and went on the occasional trip with her clients..

I did not feel cheated on in anyway.. it was her job her body and her right to do as she wished.. her sexual adventurous nature brought on some realizations and or led to the end of our relations a few weeks down the road.

She was way more sexually adventurous than I was. I had no desire to join her in bed with 2 other guys.. So I left when she wanted to get more involved in things far to kinky to me. 2 guys 1 girl is manageable 2 girls 1 guy or 5 girls & 5 guys sexual relations is not a problem in a 2 to 1 or a even in a one to one ratio but anything more than that such as when there is 3 guys & one woman

Well that is getting out of hand and far to many penises in a room for my comfort.

DDD · Feb 15 11 09:25

Well that is getting out of hand and far to many penises in a room for my comfort.

LMAO

Natasha · Feb 18 11 08:24

Orik, do you think she wouldn't have been so adventurous if not for the influence of her "job"?

Gopher · Feb 18 11 09:38

Ah, a new definition of job satisfaction.

Orik · Feb 18 11 09:47

I think her adventurousness was what led to her taking that job... I Dated her before she became an Escort and I dated her again a number of years later after she had started working as an escort. I can say and vouch that she was a very adventurous lass at 16.

She was also the young lady that convinced me to get my ear pierced the first time. Which pissed my mum and dad off something awful which convinced me to get it pierced again. She loved it and me & as long as she loved it so did I.. I still have the ear piercings even if I no longer have the earring's or the girl.

She was way more adventurous when I.... I ran into her again a few years later and that lasted for a short bit longer than our initial dating stages of way back when in our teen years. and at neither times in our life did our relations last very long but they were steamy..

Russ · Feb 18 11 06:20

Interesting. I was having a conversation and discussion about something similar to this with a friend before I left.

Still dont know how I would have felt. I never was in something liek that so its tough to say anything or judge.

Another friend was dating an amateur stipper is how it all came about.

Natasha · Feb 18 11 08:51

Orik, it seems as if pleasures of the flesh was all the grirl was ever good for even at such a young age. Did she ever appear that way to you? Was she the one who ended the relationship?

Natasha · Feb 18 11 08:58

Russ wrote:
Still dont know how I would have felt. I never was in something liek that so its tough to say anything or judge.

I've never been in a situation like that either and I wont ever be... if I can help it. I think there is too much negative influence in that type of work to consider a serious relationship.