Whoah

Started by TehBorken, May 29 10 10:37

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TehBorken

 I was sitting around the house and these two guys drive up in an unmarked car. They get out, they both have short hair and they're wearing suits.

They come to my door and ring the doorbell, and when I open the door they verify my name and identity, then one of them asks me if I knew anything about my ex-wife being murdered. (!!)

I said no. He says that yes, she was brutally murdered yesterday.

I'm like WTF??, and I ask them, "So why are the police asking ME about her murder??"


They look at each other, and then one of them says.......

 "Oh, we're not from the police. We're from the Make A Wish Foundation."

lol      
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

DDD

LMFAO........................
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

Orik

I did not find it that funny...

 
Never give up Never surrender Fight with ur last breath Fight 2 live & Fight 2 survive. Never say never & never say die. There comes a time when all will die A time we transcend & attain our place afterlife. My Fight is not yet done, I'm tired & I'd like to go home, But I'm not ready to go just yet.

P.C.

I suspect it makes a difference when you have a wretched ex-spouse. [img border=0 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif"]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

DDD

P.C. wrote:
 I suspect it makes a difference when you have a wretched ex-spouse. [img border=0 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif"]

 
  [P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal]Mine is not wretched just dragging it out as she has no guy in her life so does not matter to her. It did make me smile and LMASO but I would never want to see her dead as she is the mother of my son. I just wish her out of my life for good.

God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

DDD

[img alt="cursing (By Melinda Wenner from O, The Oprah Magazine)" src="http://blstb.msn.com/i/24/C33442EF5428F59AFB3E292E36BBC1.jpg" width=430 height=294]  ...........................................................
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

DDD

[img alt="anger (By Melinda Wenner from O, The Oprah Magazine)" src="http://blstb.msn.com/i/BA/ABCB15E9312EEFF92A6CE6D843A1CC.jpg" width=430 height=294]................
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

Natasha

Orik wrote:
I did not find it that funny...

 
 Neither did I.

Itsy Bitsy

I thought it was funny. It's just a joke...

Natasha

Joking about somoene's death is just bad taste and disrespectful...imo

Itsy Bitsy

If  it's about a particular person it's rude, but it's just a general hate the ex joke.

Natasha

 An ex is a particular person whether named by name or not.[/DIV]