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world survey by phone
« on: Jun 02 10 11:32 »
 [FONT size=2][FONT face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]Last month a world survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was ::
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a HUGE failure because of the following:

1. In [/SPAN][/FONT][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]Eastern Europe[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]Western Europe[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]Africa[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]China[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "opinion" meant
5. In the [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]Middle East[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "solution" meant
6. In [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]South America[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "please" meant
7. In the [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]USA[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
8.[FONT color=#1f497d][SPAN style="COLOR: #1f497d"] [/SPAN][/FONT]In [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"]Australia[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt"] they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.[/SPAN][/FONT]

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Re: world survey by phone
« Reply #1 on: Jun 02 10 12:57 »
Excellent!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

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Re: world survey by phone
« Reply #2 on: Jun 02 10 03:14 »
LOL

 

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