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« on: Jan 05 11 08:45 »
[font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" color="white" face="verdana" size="3"]A man is out in his car [/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" color="white" face="verdana" size="3"]driving happily  along [/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" color="white" face="verdana" size="3"]late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops  pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks,

"Have you  been drinking, sir?"
 
 "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?" the man answered.
 
 "No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It's the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."[/font]  
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #1 on: Jan 05 11 10:15 »
LOL
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #2 on: Jan 05 11 08:34 »
LMAO
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