New rhymes for old

[Gopher]

There must be thousands, we could have fun with this.


Mary had a little lamb
Which had a touch of colic,
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it's alcoholic.

[Gopher]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again..

[Gopher]

Mary had a little lamb.

The midwife fainted.

[Orik]

[font color="#4a8b5b" face="Times New Roman" size="3"]Ladybug ladybug fly away home,
Your house in on fire and your children are gone,
All except one and that's little Ann,
For she crept under the frying pan.

[/font][font color="#4a8b5b" face="Times New Roman" size="3"]Ladybug ladybug take me away
Your house in on flaming and your children are gay,
All except one and that's little Ann,
the problem is he was born Sam[/font]
 

[Gopher]

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock..
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.