Is Glenn Beck Gay?

[TehBorken]

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[h1 style="display: inline; font-size: 35px; font-family: arial,helvetica,swiss;"][a href="http://hasglennbeckstoppedbeatinghiswife.com/"]Has Glenn Beck Stopped Beating His Wife?[/a][/h1]  

[P.C.]

Um...who's Glen Beck ?  

[Chief Wakanakan]

TehBorken wrote:
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 [H1 style="DISPLAY: inline; FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,swiss; 35px: "][A href="http://hasglennbeckstoppedbeatinghiswife.com/"][FONT size=4]Has Glenn Beck Stopped Beating His Wife?[/FONT][/A][/H1]  
       Glenn Beck is a good man who has done much to help my people. I might ask you sir, what do you have against gay people? Glenn Beck has a wife and kids.. so being gay would not be correct. I will pray for your soul and that you may come to realize the error of your ways.

      Chief Wakanakan

  Swayson Tribe

[weird al]

You'd think if he had nothing to hide, he would come out and deny it, if only to put the rumors to rest. He could put a stop to all this speculation right now if he wanted to, by, say, producing some sort of certificate perhaps, confirming his status as a non-beater.
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