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In a match to the death, who do you think will win? The elephant or the polar bear?

Elephant
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Polar Bear
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Neither - it's a draw!
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Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« on: Jun 18 09 06:02 »


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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #1 on: Jun 18 09 06:37 »
Which one gets home turf ?  
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #2 on: Jun 18 09 07:15 »
I vote polar bear!  
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #4 on: Jun 18 09 11:10 »
Elephant.
Its bigger, stronger, faster and has tusks and has stomping ability.

Muskox versus polar bear would be more interesting


 
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #5 on: Jun 19 09 04:39 »
Polar Bear. Claws. Teeth. Speed. You do the math.

  Well, say it's a neutral turf. There's no Artic cold or the heat from the jungle.
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #6 on: Jun 19 09 06:11 »
Polar bears and elephants are capable of the same speed.  25mph.  So speed is out.

  Now we're left with claws and teeth vs tusks and stomping/kicking.    
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #7 on: Jun 19 09 06:23 »
Heck, no way. A polar bear is still faster. The ole elephant must weight like.... what... ten thousand pound or so? Can't be able to move all them bulk fast while the polar bear is sleeker and deadlier. One ramp up Aflie's nose and it's toast.

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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #9 on: Jun 19 09 07:00 »
It's true.  25mph for both.  
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #10 on: Jun 19 09 11:56 »
Yeah, like whatever. I still think the polar bear's gonna win. No doubt about it. Have you seen the bear's teeth???

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  Look at that and tell me if that won't puncture the elephant's fat ass.[A href="http://www.nature.ca/education/cls/lp/_images/pb_polar_teeth2.jpg[/img][/A]

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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #11 on: Jun 19 09 06:58 »
Yeah, like whatever. I still think the polar bear's gonna win. No doubt about it. Have you seen the bear's teeth???

  Hey Hey Hey !  I'm just askin questions here....before I make my decision.  
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #12 on: Jun 20 09 07:25 »


  Let's give you more incentive to vote for the polar bear. Does the picture help?
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #13 on: Jun 22 09 04:22 »
Polar bears have a mean streak a mile wide.

They can track you and kill you ... They are stealthy.  They would wait until elephant is asleep then kick it's a$$.

They may have the same top speed - but ruthless factor - PB way ahead!!
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Re: Elephant Versus Polar Bear
« Reply #14 on: Jun 23 09 04:24 »
But what if they didn't fight.  What if instead, they really liked each other.  Maybe this would happen.....

 
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