riddles anyone?

Started by nhl367, Mar 12 09 11:44

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P.C.

EEEK !  She's quite creepy !
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

nhl367

ill give you the riddle then ill go

RIDDLE:

If you only had one match and entered a room in which there was a wood buring stove, an oil burner, and a kerosene lamp which one would you light first?  

Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

P.C.

The match. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k055.gif" border=0]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

nhl367

[P align=center]CONGRATZ GOPHER

as a reward a life suply of matches

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nhl367

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 feet 10 inches. what does he weigh?  

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

nhl367

[P align=center]aww...

GOOD JOB PC
ur reward is...meat. lol

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nhl367

k heres one that u might not get right off the bat.

Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant and says "there is a fly in my tea" The waiter says "No problem, madam. i will bring a fresh cup of tea." A few minutes later Betty shouts  "get the manager! this is the same cup of tea!"

how did she know?    

P.C.

  Umm.  Why did the waiter bring her fresh tea, when the fly was in her soup ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

nhl367

P.C. wrote:
   Umm.  Why did the waiter bring her fresh tea, when the fly was in her soup ?

  umm wouldnt u want a new cup of tea if u found out there was a fly in it! thats disgusting!
   

nhl367

oh i get wat ur saying now i made a little error, its fly in my tea not soup :)  

P.C.

Oh....ok.  I'll put my thinking cap on again.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

There was still a fly in it ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

 P.C. wrote:
There was still a fly in it ?
 she had left he dentures in the first returned cup of tea?
 
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