riddles anyone?

[nhl367]

the question his how did he survive the fall? he was outside, the window.but how did he survive?    

[P.C.]

Because he jumped from the outside IN ?

[nhl367]

[P align=center]there we go!

GOOD JOB PC!!

ur reward, as u requested is infact windex!

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 [P align=center]soo many colours

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[P.C.]

Yeayyyyyyy !  Green Windex.....I love it !  Thanks nhl.

[van_guy]

  nhl367 wrote:
[p align="center"]there we go!

GOOD JOB PC!!

ur reward, as u requested is infact windex![/p] [p align="center"] [/p] [p align="center"]soo many colours [/p] [div align="center"]

[div style="text-align: left;"]no drip windex???

I know some women who would like to see that functionality in their men rather than their window cleaner ...
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[nhl367]

lol van guy

next riddle:

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of california??  

[P.C.]

Oh oh.....this one's too easy.

[nhl367]

it is a yes or no question, but u cant just say yes or no u have to explain why:)  

[van_guy]

  nhl367 wrote:
lol van guy

next riddle:

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of california??

if he has a widow that means he is dead.


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[nhl367]

so yes or no? lol    you got the explaining part but not the answer  

[nhl367]

pc can take this away....PC?  

[P.C.]

                                 .

[van_guy]

 P.C. wrote:
                                 .NHL is a toughie isn't he?

I gotta go and wash the car - later gaters ...
 

[nhl367]

[P align=center]lol! umm ill still give it to vanguy though GOOD JOB VAN GUY

as ur reward  

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 [P align=center]this widow

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[van_guy]

Thnks nhl - i was expecting her to be a bit dirtier ...


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