Russian Grandpa Makes It As Pornstar At 75 Years Old

Started by Superstar 66., Mar 24 06 04:14

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Superstar 66.

A 75 year old grandpa has become a pornstar Russia after wandering into a porn movie audition by mistake, Ananova said wednesday.

tenkani

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Superstar 66.


tenkani

A link to the article would be fantastic, Superstar.

It's so nice to see you BTW.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Superstar 66.

[A href="http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml"]Http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml[/A] there you go Tenkani there's the link for you ok buddy.

tenkani

LOL. Very nice. My favorite part...

 "His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene, so it's rather smelly.

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Superstar 66.

Do you like this thread Tenkani that I did.

tenkani

Yes. Yes I do. The elegant craftsmanship of this thread did not go unnoticed.

If I could give you a superbless I would. Unfortunately, only God can do that, but I've put in a good word for you.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Superstar 66.

Thankyou Tenkani you are so sweet I wish people were like you on Discover Vancouver Forum but hey I like Discover Seattle Forum were people are nice not mean.

TehBorken

 tenkani wrote:
Yes. Yes I do. The elegant craftsmanship of this thread did not go unnoticed.

It's obviously been handcrafted using only the finest ASCII characters available. To say no expense was spared would be a grievous understatement.

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

academe

Superstar 66. wrote:
 [A href="http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml"]Http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml[/A] there you go Tenkani there's the link for you ok buddy.[/DIV]
 What is a 16 year old child doing reading about 75 year old porn stars?  

Superstar 66.

I can read whatever I want Academe you be mean to me on Discover Vancouver Forum leave me alone.

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