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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing about Being From Ontario[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You are in the centre of the universe[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You decide who will be Prime Minister[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. People pee on your lawn on the way to Blue Jays games[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You wonder why the hell you don't have your own NFL team yet?[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. You have about 3 months left of work at your auto plant[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. Even if they are the biggest losers since the 60s, [SPAN class=885141421-23062008][FONT color=#0000ff size=2] [FONT color=#000000 size=3]the Leafs rule all[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN]![/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. You drive for 10 hours to get to your weekend cottage[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. You laugh at other cities downtowns in Canada, calling them 'cute'[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You never understood why people in BC say Ontario is in Eastern Canada?[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. You know the 401 is the only real freeway in Canada[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You are in the west, and east, depending who you talk to[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. There is flat, then there is 'Manitoba' flat[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. Even though they are the Coyotes now, and in a nicer building, you still love the Jets![/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You are the poor brother of Western Canada[SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2] [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. You laugh at everywhere else when they complain about winter[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. You have to kill your mosquitoes with a AK-47[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. If you make $2.00 over minimum wage, you are upper class[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. Everyone knows a member or The Guess Who[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You drive to Minneapolis for fun[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. A night out on the town is a trip to 7/11 and the movie store[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!