Fill in the Blank__________

[Sawdust]

Michel has a zoom on his camera so big_________________

[Lil Me]

that people think he walks on 3 legs.

Next:

Today, it was so hot that Mayor Sam Sullivan ___________________.
 

[P.C.]

.....admitted to being Ed Sullivans bastard child.

[P.C.]

Oh....I forgot the other part.

 

If there's one thing that makes me crazy, it's _____________________

[Sawdust]

Today, it was so hot that Mayor Sam Sullivan ___________________.

Had ice in his morning shot

 

It's so smoggy in bejing, the athletes will___________

[Richard]

It's so smoggy in bejing, the athletes will compete naked.

 

Next:

 

Global warming is causing Britney Spears to _____________________.

[Michel]

...wear no panties to the joy of all the paparazzi and pimple face teenagers of the world.

After being dumped by Gatineau as a sister city, Burnaby is so desperate to find another sister city in Québec that ____________________

[Richard]

After being dumped by Gatineau as a sister city, Burnaby is so desperate to find another sister city in Québec that the residents of Burnaby have covered themselves in poutine.

 

Next:

 

Michael Jackson went to WalMart and ________________________.

[Orik]

Michael Jackson went to WalMart and was arrested for public indecency

today was so bad, that  _______________________