Angelina Jolie gives birth!

[Lise]

Ah, the goddess gives birth to twins! A boy and a girl. Aaah, teh heart melts. How many kids do they have now? A billion?  

 

Angelina Jolie gives birth to boy and girl

NICE, France (Reuters) - Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, her doctor at a hospital in southern France said on Sunday.

Oscar winner Jolie, 33, had the twins by caesarean section on Saturday evening at the Lenval hospital on the glamorous Promenade des Anglais waterfront drive in Nice. Actor Brad Pitt, the twins' father, was at her side.

The girl, named Vivienne Marcheline, weighed 2.27 kg (5 lbs) while her brother, Knox Leon, weighed 2.28 kg. Marcheline was the first name of Jolie's mother, also an actress, who died of cancer last year.

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[Sportsdude]

They're shooting for the Partridge family I think, so they can all drive around in a bus.  

[Sawdust]

The world is mad!!!!

Someone will pay this amount of money for baby pictures when they couls actually do some good with the money instead of buying these.

( of course, if it was a baby picture taken by Michel.....)

 

"I've never known a set of pictures to be worth this amount of money," said Lyons, the owner of Big Pictures. He estimated that the twins' official photos will be worth between $15 million and $20 million.

The only other photos that "would possibly come that close is Britney Spears giving birth to an alien," he said.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gwjE-nhh6mqWHLUdk_v-o6Y-5bzwD91T6GEO0

[Michel]

Ouch ! I didn't read the article. Lots of money indeed. Disgusting.

*throws in the air free grizlly pics as a gesture of protest*
 

[Sportsdude]

Just when you thought celebrity couldn't get any worse, it does.  

[Lise]

The only other photos that "would possibly come that close is Britney Spears giving birth to an alien," he said.

 

LOL. That's funny but ya know, if someone were to pay me 1 million bucks to take pics of me and my babies, I'd do it in a heartbeat.  

[Michel]

1 million bucks ? Wyoming has 1 500 000 pronghorn, which represent 2/3 of all the pronghorns of America, or so they say. But there are female too, so I doubt you will ever get 1 million bucks .

[Lise @ Work]

I bet ppl would pay you 1 billion bucks to take your clothes off, Michel..... viva la photo spread?  

[Michel]

Ah ah ah ! Bring the money I aint got no class baby !
 

[Sportsdude]

Burger Prince, son of Burger King is born in Nice, France:

NICE, France - After much speculation, the Burger King has officially confirmed that his son, dubbed the Burger Prince, has been born, weighing a healthy body weight of 20 lbs and 6 oz, with the head at 10 lbs and 2 oz.

Considered one of the biggest pregnancy stories of the year paparazzi have followed the Burger King and Burger Queen fully along her pregnancy. Originally thought to have twins, this myth was ended after it was discovered that the child in the womb had acquired a Whopper. 

In order to escape the never-ending paparazzi, the Burger King and Queen sought a hospital in Nice, France, "It was purely the Burger King's idea. I don't understand why he went there, there are no Burger Kings for miles. Heck, he ordered delivery, which costed him $52 an order, and that's just for the Prince!" says Los Angeles reporter Martin LeFloyd. LeFloyd's lifeless body was later found beside the hospital after hiring a mime to lower him with a rope to the King's hospital room.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Burger_Prince%2C_son_of_Burger_King%2C_is_Born

[Lil Me]

Ah.  To have Brad Pitt's children.  *sighs*

[Sportsdude]

LOL. You'd have to go to Mizzerah which is a break away colony of Missouri for Christmas. Jolie can handle this, she was married to one of the Mizzerah's cousins/sister/brothers from Arkansas, Billy Bob.

Although Pitt went to Mizzou, so he's a reformed Mizzerahn. Now if he went to Missouri State in the capital of Mizzerah, he'd be a different guy.

[Lil Me]

Random trivia:  Billy Bob Thornton has a phobia of antique furniture.

 

In a 2004 interview with The Independent, Thornton explained: "It's just that I won't use real silver. You know, like the big, old, heavy-ass forks and knives, I can't do that. It's the same thing as the antique furniture. I just don't like old stuff. I'm creeped out by it, and I have no explanation why...I don't have a phobia about American antiques, it's mostly French — you know, like the big, old, gold-carved chairs with the velvet cushions. The Louis XIV type. That's what creeps me out. I can spot the imitation antiques a mile off. They have a different vibe. Not as much dust." In addition to his aversion to silver cutlery, velvet, and "creepy, castle-y stuff," Thornton confesses that "pieces from 1700 and 1800 France and England really freak me out, especially harpsichords."

[Sportsdude]

Billy's not a fan of heirlooms it seems.

 

[Lil Me]

Maybe Billy Bob would feel better if the furniture was painted black.