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Lise wrote: How does one fart politely? Even our beloved and respected leaders that we should see as mentors in our daily bluecollars life have trouble with this. But please take note you unwashed masses as this is how it has to be done. Please note that the second wave of gas attack is voluntarily aimed at Her Majesty The Queen in person, which meant that you have to aim toward the highest person in the social hierarchy in presence as a mark of respect.  |
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LOL! What a great sequence. |
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I bet she's probably thinking, "We are not amused."  |
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Or "typical idiot" (it's well known the guy is more or less an idiot) see the movie "The Queen". lol
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Lise wrote: How does one fart politely? -- Excuse oneself and go to the bathroom? Cough to cover up the sound? Employ the "crop duster" method and keep walking, whilst emitting the sound of a backfiring tractor.
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Why do some people think it's polite to stick out gtheir little finger whilst drinking tea or coffee (from a cup, of course)? Could this strategem also be employed should one wish to fart politely? |
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lol I do that, I think its a habit more then anything.
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So you fart with your little finger in the air ? You despicable midwestern peasant !!! You won't fool us with your good manners  lol |
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lol tea drinking.
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I do the same thing. I think it's mainy because some cup handle are just too small. |
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indeed!
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*Talks with a big voice* They don't think about us, us the manly men !  |
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*deep voice* yes We need our mugs, big mugs.   ^ Man-tiques |
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I vote for that ! Hips übber alles ! |
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Should I feel sorry for the Queen? Apparently she's going through 'tough and hard economic times' aka she's out of money.
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