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Going Green Extreme
« on: May 21 08 06:15 »
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #1 on: May 21 08 06:21 »
 [DIV class=postentry] Who'd a thunk ?

 [A title="Permanent Link to Kangaroo farts to save the world?" href="http://yeinjee.com/discovery/kangaroo-farts-to-save-the-world/" rel=bookmark]Kangaroo farts to save the world?[/A]

 [DIV class=postmeta]According to Australian scientists, Kangaroo farts might play a big role in fighting global warming.

[DIV class=postentry] Thanks to a special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos do not emit harmful methane gas when they let off a stinker. Australian scientists are now planning to transfer that bacteria into cows and sheep to make their flatulence eco-friendly.

 It will take researchers about three years to isolate the bacteria before they can think of a way to transfer it to other animals.

 Methane is the principal component of natural gas, and also a potent greenhouse gas that could trap 25 times as much heat of carbon dioxide of the same mass.

 With billions of cows and sheeps worldwide… the methane released from their fart could have serious impact on global warming.

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #2 on: May 21 08 11:27 »
I think the guy forgot to add the grocery cart on the back, therefore he could steer properly. lol  
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #3 on: May 27 08 12:51 »
How about the flip flops and no gloves - ouch if he falls off - torn skin on hands and feet!
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #4 on: May 27 08 01:34 »
The dude needs a helmet. :)


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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #5 on: May 27 08 08:27 »
He could take it up a notch by not wearing anything. Go green all the way, baby!
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #6 on: May 28 08 04:20 »
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #7 on: May 28 08 04:21 »
 P.C. wrote:
 [div class="postentry"] Who'd a thunk ?[/p] [a title="Permanent Link to Kangaroo farts to save the world?" href="http://yeinjee.com/discovery/kangaroo-farts-to-save-the-world/" rel="bookmark"]Kangaroo farts to save the world?[/a][/p] [div class="postmeta"]According to Australian scientists, Kangaroo farts might play a big role in fighting global warming.[/div] [div class="postentry"] Thanks to a special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos do not emit harmful methane gas when they let off a stinker. Australian scientists are now planning to transfer that bacteria into cows and sheep to make their flatulence eco-friendly.[/p] It will take researchers about three years to isolate the bacteria before they can think of a way to transfer it to other animals. [/p] Methane is the principal component of natural gas, and also a potent greenhouse gas that could trap 25 times as much heat of carbon dioxide of the same mass.[/p]

[/p]Is it possible to transfer this bacteria to my friend Bob?  He releases more methane than any cow.
[/p] With billions of cows and sheeps worldwide… the methane released from their fart could have serious impact on global warming.[/p][/div][/div]
 
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #8 on: May 28 08 04:35 »
I knew it! I knew it!! Those roos are deadly!!!
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #9 on: May 28 08 04:38 »
 
Air car - runs on compressed air - of course you need electricity to compress the air but in BC we have hydro so this is very close to a pollution free car. It won Time magazine's invention of the year.  
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #10 on: May 28 08 04:42 »
 Lise wrote:
I knew it! I knew it!! Those roos are deadly!!!

Ever wonder how they have sex?  I'm thinking that big stocky tail would get in the way ...

Porcupines don't actually touch - the male sorta rears up and sprays the female prickly lass with - well you know.

 
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Re: Going Green Extreme
« Reply #11 on: May 28 08 04:47 »
van_guy wrote:
 Ever wonder how they have sex?  I'm thinking that big stocky tail would get in the way ...

Porcupines don't actually touch - the male sorta rears up and sprays the female prickly lass with - well you know.


      Er...... no, I've never wondered about them having sex. I don't know about their tail getting in the way tho.... BTW, I've eaten the tail and they're bloody tough.

  As for porcupines, aha - I've heard about it. Poor dudes. At least they don't get eaten like the praying mantis. The dude gets eaten after sex by the female.


 
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« Reply #12 on: May 28 08 04:52 »
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Er...... no, I've never wondered about them having sex. I don't know about their tail getting in the way tho.... BTW, I've eaten the tail and they're bloody tough.
 
As for porcupines, aha - I've heard about it. Poor dudes. At least they don't get eaten like the praying mantis. The dude gets eaten after sex by the female.
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So one could say you had a tough peice of tail?

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Yeah there are a few species where the female kills the male after coppulation - I had this one girlfriend ... well that's anothr story ...

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