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If you could only choose one of them for the rest of your life, which would you pick?

Sex
7 (77.8%)
Booze
2 (22.2%)
I'd give up Sex and Booze
0 (0%)
I'd choose death
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 8

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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #15 on: May 23 08 06:54 »
   

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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #16 on: May 23 08 07:17 »
purelife wrote:
Buy something battery operated?

    Like a remote control? *blinks innocently*

 
   
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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #17 on: May 28 08 07:14 »
  Lise wrote:
[em]purelife wrote:
[/em] [em]Buy something battery operated?


Don't be so naive ...

I think THIS is what PL was referring to ...






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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #19 on: May 28 08 09:15 »
Woah!  Some imagination you have, Michel.


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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #21 on: May 28 08 09:56 »
Lol. Back in High School there was this rumour about a girl and the electric tooth brush...  
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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #22 on: May 28 08 10:00 »
Did she use it to clean toilets?

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« Reply #23 on: May 28 08 10:03 »
No, she apparently couldn't find anything that vibrates...

 
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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #25 on: May 28 08 10:13 »
Washing machine vibrates.

Driving on the I-5 vibrates.

Cell phones vibrate.

  Mastercard could vibrate.

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« Reply #26 on: May 28 08 10:42 »
well the joke is that this tooth brush wasn't new and she put it back where she found it.

 
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Re: Sex or Booze, you pick?
« Reply #27 on: May 28 08 10:58 »
Michel wrote:  .....functions that they announced late at night in infocommercial on TV?

  That particular one is not an infommercial....it's a nymphommercial.
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