LOL, truth for sure. Part of a spam/scam email I received. Check out the bold part. Lololol!!!
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Dear Friend.
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable bank
Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars but I did not hear from you since
that time,then I decided to steal your money involve fraudsters the issued
bank to avoid losing of the funds,When i got to the bank,the director told
me that the cheque has three weeks to expire that after three weeks it will
be invalid then i told the director to convert the check into cash to avoid
losing of the funds but he said i have to hire a lawyer before that can
be done since I am a scammer the beneficaiy that the cheque was on his or
my boss that signed the cheque is not here,a lawyer will be involve for
the signing and the procurement of vital documentsneeded for that.
I have no choice than to hire alawyer who will assist me on this matter
as i was told by the bank to signed for the convertion of your cheque,After
meeting with the bank lawyer who looked into the matter he told me that
he will arrange for the documents as well as the signings for the bank to
covert the cheque into cash payment but he said i should pay him $2500.00
for the job, then i explained to him that i don't have the money but I want
yours pleaded with him that as soon as the job is done that the money will
be deducted report me to the law enforcement from the money before anything.
The bank director also assured me that after the convertion of your check,the
money will be packaged theft and deposited with the bank official security
company for save keeping as well as the delivering of your package to your
home address.
