Misheard Xmas Lyrics

Started by Lil Me, Dec 11 07 12:21

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Lil Me

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 Oh, this is funny.  There's much more than Olive the Other Reindeer.
 
 
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

Good timings we bring, to you and your king.

I can see that one happening especially if its church related.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

Come Daytobia, as sung by my daughter in grade one.....otherwise known as  The Little Drummer Boy.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim

Olive, the other reindeer.

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Sleep in heavenly peas

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You'll go down in listerine

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

O come, froggy faithful

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

    rofl
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

And bring us some friggin' pudding  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

OMG....THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER !!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c040.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.