Rate me: Steak

Started by Wondering, Sep 30 07 05:31

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Wondering

 What do you think of this steak, ignore the saw on the side.  How much do  you think it's worth?
 
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49er

zero for presentation

steak looks cold

sides look uncook.........grill marks indicate that it was cooked on grill, than sides should be darkened by flame

the pink package looks like a condom    

TehBorken

I'm wondering why they give you what looks like a hacksaw instead of a steak knife....

 
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purelife

Is that a package of Crest Whitestrips I see on the side?    

Sportsdude

funky butter  
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Lil Me

That looks like a handwipe, not a condom.
 I like my steaks bloody, so the ungrilled sides look fine to me.
 With garlic beans and a potato, it looks like a Mr Mike's meal....$15-$20?
   
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Lise

It's not the most flattering picture... but I would say about $15 or so.
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P.C.

I'm with 49er.  Zero for presentation....and the hack-saw might imply the steak is going to be tough.  Whether that's a condom or a handy-wipe on the side of the plate, nothing kills a presentation like plastic cups or packets of anything.

  All in all....looks aside....I bet it was yummy.  
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Gopher

Zero for quantity
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Lil Me

Gophie!  Would you add more side dishes, or just more of everything you see on the plate?
 
 (personally, I'd eat half the steak, add a side salad and a glass of red wine).
   
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Gopher

I''d be quite happy merely to quadruple the size of the steak - and yes, a glass of red wine to wash it down with.  
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Lil Me

If you quadruple the steak, there will be no room on the plate for the potato or anything else...  
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49er

with that type of saw handle it's going to be awkward cutting that steak

Ellis Island

That's a $7 Steak at one of the pubs in Vegas.  

Russ

Lil Me wrote:
If you quadruple the steak, there will be no room on the plate for the potato or anything else...  
    What do you need a potato or salad for that matter if you have a big hunk of meat? Isnt that all you need?
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