Man Sues God

Started by Lise, Sep 21 07 01:18

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Lise

..... of course!

  LINCOLN, Neb. - A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

   "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!" Friend said.

 State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

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lol.....I think he would have no problem turning this into a class action suit.  Let's face it.....god has a lot to answer for.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c016.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.