The "Invent a witty signiture for me" Thread

Started by Sarah_Belly_Poo, Jun 25 07 02:41

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Sarah_Belly_Poo

Jun 25 07 02:41
Everyones signitures seem kinda good. I tried to come up with something that was not lame but failed terribly.

I figure, if you pooled together your collective wit, I could potentially have the greatest signiture ever created!

I would like that very much.
 
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

P.C.

#1
Jun 25 07 06:29
 [DT class=quote]The summer night is like a perfection of thought.[/DT] [P class=author]Wallace Stevens (1879 - 1955

 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#2
Jun 25 07 06:49
Life is a voyage that is homeward bound.

Herman Melville (1890 - 1891)

    If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

      Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.

Mason Cooley

    .....and my fave from the Australian Wisdom.....

[FONT face="Book Antiqua"]Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once - [FONT size=2]anon[/FONT][/FONT]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

TehBorken

#3
Jun 25 07 09:03
 Here are a few you can try on for size....

"I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I go there to visit."

"Damn, now where did I put that really funny .sig?"
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." [/p]Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
 "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again." [/p]"One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself."
[/p]"Popularity is hardly based on quality, as I learned in high school."[/p] "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
[/p]Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".[/p]"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"[/p]"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."  [/p]"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."  [/p] [/p]There are another 30,000 quotes here: [a  href="http://quotationnation.com"]http://quotationnation.com[/a][/p]
 [/p]  
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

lazy

#4
Jun 25 07 09:28
"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."  

  BS!  The opposite is true!

Lazy

#5
Jun 25 07 10:30
Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".
LMFAO
 

Lise

#6
Jun 25 07 04:37
Sarah Belly Poo. Like No Other.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sarah_Belly_Poo

#7
Jun 25 07 09:29
OMG! Haha that horse one is too funny.

I shall mull all of these over tonight over a glass of wine.
 
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

P.C.

#8
Jun 25 07 09:39
that is a good one>  there are a lot of good ones>  (pardon my goofy typing>>>my keyboard doesn"t like wine i guess> [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a056.GIF" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sarah_Belly_Poo

#9
Jun 25 07 09:54
realy? My keyboard seems to live on the stuff.

Wine, crumbs, eyelashes. Maybe it needs to go on a diet.
 
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

P.C.

#10
Jun 25 07 10:21
lol         it was fine with the wine>it was the taking it apart that may have killed it  heeheeheee
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#11
Jun 25 07 10:22
should i have parts left over ?     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sarah_Belly_Poo

#12
Jun 25 07 10:34
who ever uses F7 anyway?  
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

Sarah_Belly_Poo

#13
Jun 25 07 11:07
ok, so here are some that have to do with things I enjoy, such as travel. It is my true passion.

Care to strike any off the list?

[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_2922.htm" class="slnk"]When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.[/a]  

[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_15124.htm" class="slnk"]Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.[/a]

[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_3891.htm" class="slnk"]Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it.[/a]  

[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_872.htm" class="slnk"]The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.[/a]  

nah, I just read over them all and they are kinda dull. ho hum.
 
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

stretchedout

#14
Jun 26 07 08:43
Whatever you choose won't seem so cool given you aren' doing your own homework!  Let me guess, an only child or the baby of the family?
C'mon, the city is sleeping!
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