Can't Win Arguing w/ Women

Started by 49er, Mar 13 06 02:23

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49er

[FONT face=Verdana color=#000098 size=2]Fishing  or Reading?
[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#000098][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"]One  morning while a couple was on vacation, the husband returns after several  hours of fishing and decides to take a  nap.
Although  not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.   She  motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading her book.

A  short while later, a game warden comes along in his boat.   He pulls up alongside the woman and says,  "Good morning Ma'am. What are you  doing?"
 [/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"Reading  a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"You're  in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"I'm  sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT] [/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"Yes,  but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you  up."
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"If  you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT] [/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"But  I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's  true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at  any moment."
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"Have  a nice day ma'am", and he left.[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]MORAL:  Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. [/FONT][/DIV][/SPAN][/FONT][/BLOCKQUOTE]

P.C.

That's excellent 49er.  Very good !!!!!!

 (when I read the topic, I was going to be a smart alec, and just post...

'Yes you can')  heeheeeee
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Witch

If a man stands alone in a forest, and there's no woman around to tell him.... is he still wrong?

P.C.

Yes......because every woman KNOWS you should never go into the forest alone. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Witch

Well that's not uite right. You should never go into the forest with an upright or canister vacuum cleaner.

Go ahead... ask... I darez ya

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

49er

Witch wrote:
Well that's not uite right. You should never go into the forest with an upright or canister vacuum cleaner.[/DIV] [/DIV]Go ahead... ask... I darez ya[/DIV]
OK I'll bite...........why?

Witch

Because, as everyone knows....

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Sportsdude(lurking)

My doctor growing up would always tell me to become friends with the girls in the library.