Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton

[TehBorken]

LOL!!!! Too bad us ugly folks can't use this as a Get-Out-Of-Jail card....
 
 [a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/paris-hilton-is-too-beautiful-for-jail-says-paris-hilton/20068248.php"]Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton[/a]
 
 I say she should serve her time just like you or I would.
 
 "We've seen the [em]Chained Heat [/em]movies, so we know that all-female prisons are full of non-stop lesbian orgies - we also know that police stations are no better thanks to [em]Busty Cops[/em] 2 - so a girl as beautiful as Paris Hilton wouldn't stand a chance in there."
 
 "That's more or less what Paris Hilton is trying to claim, anyway. Terrified that her 45-day prison sentence for violating her drink-driving probation will plunge her into a world of daily beatings, violent shower-room cunnilingus and a total absence of anything that's even vaguely hot, Paris Hilton has started up a petition to keep her out of jail, on the basis that she[em style="font-weight: bold;"] "provides beauty  and excitement"[/em] to everyone's lives. And there we were thinking that Paris Hilton only provides us with bad music, bad films, bad TV shows and the occasional homemade porno film."
 
  [a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/paris-hilton-is-too-beautiful-for-jail-says-paris-hilton/20068248.php"]Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton[/a]
 
     

[P.C.]

Aww c'mon TB.  You KNOW beauty is a as good a defense as any.  I think you're being harsh and unfair.  

  HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

  I never gave this much thought one way or the other.  I've made some comments about her celebrity status/no talent situation.....almost defending her.  But if she actually thinks that beauty is in fact a talent....perhaps a 6X8 to inspire some retrospection is in order.

[i wish]

45 days is not long.  is she going to die?  she'll be a better person if she lives.

[Gopher]

There's beauty and there's beauty - and she aint either of them.    

[P.C.]

Well she certainly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but where I come from she's sure not ugly.

  [A title="Paris Hilton with Persian Kittens in Seventeen, paris hilton," href="http://www.celebrity-pets.com/blog/paris-hilton-kittens/" target=_top][img style="WIDTH: 335px; HEIGHT: 249px" height=294 alt="Paris Hilton with Persian Kittens in Seventeen" src="http://www.celebrity-pets.com/images/uploads/paris-hilton-kitten-17.jpg" width=400][/A]

[Gopher]

Who's the blonde she's with?

[Lil Me]

LOL Gophie!
 
 "She ain't pretty, she just looks that way"- Northern Pikes
 
   

[P.C.]

Hahaha....Gophie.  

Well I think she's purdy......however I don't think she's too purdy for jail.  

[Gopher]

Purdy useless, if you ask me.

[P.C.]

We're in agreement on that one Gophie.

[Sportsdude]

well the US correctional facilities have a way of turning you from a young puppy who is harmless into a raging fighting dog when you get out.


 

[Gopher]

Are you implying that she'll be improved when she gets out?

[Sportsdude]

no the opposite.

 

[purelife]

She's becoming too predictable.  Perhaps she can request a cell with posters of her, flowers, an in-house chef/maid and maybe the internet.  

[Sportsdude]

Anybody seeing the Hilton hotel ads now? I keep seeing them on tv its sort of like a response to the whole paris thing. lol