DV Hacking Into People's Computers?

[HA!]

DS could hack into my computer.  

[LOL]

YAH!  I GOT TOP!  SUCKERS!

  Oh, and that top was out of hacking into my own computer.

[PostMonkee @(^_^)@]

Mike has a face that looks like it was lit on fire and then put out with a tire iron. I want to desecrate his soul but it's already a greasy lump of blood-filled vomit. I vote no on Mike.  

[inlove]

I'd like to hack into tenkani's computer so that I could get some one-on-one verbal attention.  

[PostMonkee @(^_^)@]

He's still sleeping, can I take a message for him?

If it's a private message maybe we can find somewhere a little out of the way and discuss it.

I know your schedule is probably packed, but do you think you can fit me in?

[inlove]

If you promise to be squatting on all fours with your mouth wide open, then may be, just may be baby, I will let you in on our oral one-on-one.  Could you tell him to meet me at the corner of Robson and Blenz in like 10 minutes?  

[Lise]

Why yes, can you please tell him to [FONT color=#ff0000]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] then [FONT]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] and then afterwards, he can [FONT color=#482c1b]*bleep bleep* [/FONT]to himself... no, do that after he [FONT color=#60bf00]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] in the [FONT color=#0000bf]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] and don't forget he can also [FONT color=#4040ff]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] in the [FONT color=#ff40ff]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] by the sheep's [FONT color=#bfdfff]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] and the dog's [FONT color=#ffff00]*bleep bleep* [/FONT]in the gutters. Thank you.

  Yours in [FONT color=#ff9f40]*bleep bleep*, [/FONT]Lise.  

[beep]

"Beep" is Mike's middle name.  

[PostMonkee @(^_^)@]

Anyone who said no man is an island never had the misfortune to see Mike in a swimming pool.

[Lise]

LOL. Oh crap. That's truly creative. This thread should be in the creative thread. How many creative ways can you beat Mike the Frappacino Boy up?

[P.C.]

No man is an island?  More like a peninsula I suppose.

      [img style="WIDTH: 225px; HEIGHT: 321px" height=567 src="http://www.mun.ca/mha/fpu/images/northern_peninsula_locals.jpg" width=470]  

[PostMonkee @(^_^)@]

Why is there red pubic hair on that peninsula??

*gag*

[forumla1]

why is that so green and furry?

[chiefrstrong]

hmmnnnnn           ●  

[i love dv]

Lise wrote:
 Why yes, can you please tell him to [FONT color=#ff0000]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] then [FONT size=+0]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] and then afterwards, he can [FONT color=#482c1b]*bleep bleep* [/FONT]to himself... no, do that after he [FONT color=#60bf00]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] in the [FONT color=#0000bf]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] and don't forget he can also [FONT color=#4040ff]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] in the [FONT color=#ff40ff]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] by the sheep's [FONT color=#bfdfff]*bleep bleep*[/FONT] and the dog's [FONT color=#ffff00]*bleep bleep* [/FONT]in the gutters. Thank you.

  Yours in [FONT color=#ff9f40]*bleep bleep*, [/FONT]Lise.

  wow lise, that language is pretty filthy. that the mouth u blow kisses with?