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Your "embarrassing" moments story
« on: Mar 28 07 07:51 »
Please, do share. :))))

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Re: Your "embarrassing" moments story
« Reply #1 on: Mar 28 07 07:53 »
oh gawd
in eigth grade...sewing class...got my monthly friend...soaked my jeans....couldn't stand up cause my jeans were light blue...bathroom was miles away..and didn't have a change of clothes...how do you deal with that discreteley?

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Re: Your "embarrassing" moments story
« Reply #2 on: Mar 28 07 07:58 »
I'm getting distracted by sexy avatars..........................

  I think I may have written this here before so forgive me if I'm repeating myself. Hiking up Mt. Seymour in itty bitty shorts. I fell down, ripped both sides and had to walk down the mountain with two pink cheeks showing. You forget how many people actually hike up and down the mountain after a while.

  What about you, Ms. purelife?
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 28 07 08:00 »
was at the local pond...thank god I was at my slenderist...and the clip on the back of my bikini top broke...and yup...there the ladies were...for all to see

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Re: Your "embarrassing" moments story
« Reply #4 on: Mar 28 07 08:03 »
LOL. What I wouldn't give to see that, Ms. Pit.
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 28 07 08:05 »
haha...good thing that the ladies are not big ladies....had to tie up the back with a piece of wire...after searching....no children were harmed by the incident

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« Reply #6 on: Mar 28 07 08:08 »
Wow, you gals have excellent stories.  I've already blessed you both. :)))    

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 28 07 08:27 »
thank you PL
nother one
was going on a road trip.  Decided ( as a female) to fuel up..make sure the washer fluid was topped up...and to make sure the oil was filled.....
Problem is...I poured in my four litre of oil...and the dang vehicle still took it all....but I didn't have any more oil...so I figured..yeah..well...four litres should do anyways...so off I went...
three hours into the drive...climbing a hill doing a hundred....the vehicle filled with black smoke.
Hmmm....oil had blown outta everywhere...emergency oil change needed...done...by two of the guys that I was travelling with in another vehicle.
so I get to my destination...and notice that the vehicle is running really rough....pop the hood...and come to find...that one of the guys...hadn't tightened the cap on the oil...and that it had come lose...and I had lost the majority of the oil from the emergency oil change....
the moral of the story...do not FILL your oil...and check your cap...even after a guy has been dickering with your vehicle.......
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YES TOYOTA'S GO ON AND ON AND ON........

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 28 07 08:38 »
  pitbullca.bc wrote:
in eigth grade...sewing class...got my monthly friend...soaked my jeans....
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 That happened to me several times in jr high school.  I wasn't astute enough to recognize the signs and symptoms of something starting, so I would be caught unprepared without a change of clothes.  It was mortifying.
 
 Lost my bathing suit bottoms diving into swimming pools.  As a teenager, you feel so embarassed, but I doubt anyone noticed, since I would fix them under water before re-surfacing.
 
 I got embarassed a lot as a kid, but I don't think I care any more.
 
 I've had numerous slip and fall episodes.
 
 After I had kids, I was too cheap to buy different sizes of nursing bra (since it's such a temporary thing), so the undergarments were somewhat loose after a while.  Every time I bent over, a nursing pad would fall out of my shirt and onto the floor.  I used to pick it up (off the floor of the bank), throw it in the stroller basket, and off we'd go.
 
 I used to be terrified about the idea of farting in front of someone.  I still use the "crop duster" method in public, where you keep walking as you let one out.  But at home, I just fart and laugh.
 
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Re: Your "embarrassing" moments story
« Reply #9 on: Mar 28 07 08:39 »
In University a long time ago,  I gone to three of my classes that day with my shirt inside out, before I realized it was.  Nobody mentioned it and no wonder people kind of was looking at me in a weird way.

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« Reply #10 on: Mar 28 07 08:58 »
oh LM you are priceless! LOL...I haven't had the slip and fall so much as I have had the trip and fall!
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 28 07 09:00 »
One time, during gym class, when I was really new to my "monthly" visitor, I wore these papertowels.  I'd fold them up in a comfortable shape so that I could wear them in case I would still continue getting my period even though it was already completed.  After running around outside, my paper towel slipped out of my gym shorts.  I quickly picked it up and hoped that no other females were looking.  I think that one popular girl saw it but didn't say anything.  Thank goodness.

  I went swimming one time and didn't realize how loose my bathing suit was at the breast level.  I'd go in the water and my boobs were just showing.  I didn't notice until some stranger had pointed it out to me that my top part was loose. OMG, embarrassing.  I ran into the bathroom and then asked the front desk for a safety pin.

  A roommate saw my bottom part when I was just getting out of the shower.  I had thought that I had locked the door but then when I was starting to put my clothes on, the door opens.  That was freaking embarrasing and I was terribly horrified!    

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« Reply #12 on: Mar 28 07 09:15 »
I get embarassed if people catch me sitting on the can.  
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 28 07 09:29 »
Same here Lil Me.  I think that it's more of an uncomfortable feeling for me.  I'm a very private person and for someone to see something that they shouldn't have, I feel terrible.

  I balled my eyes out when that male roommate saw me.  

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« Reply #14 on: Mar 28 07 09:40 »
I know whatcha mean.  A male roommate caught be sitting on the toilet once.  It was horrible.
 
 Guys don't get embarassed about things like that.  I have to keep reminding the males in my family to close the bathroom door! (+turn on the fan, +flush)
   
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