Motion Denied Because You're An Idiot

Started by TehBorken, Mar 08 06 07:14

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[h3]Judge quotes Adam Sandler movie in decision blasting defendant        [/h3]        [img]http://craphound.com/images/judgequotessandler.jpg" border="1" height="93" width="438"]
A Texas bankruptcy judge replied to a Defendant's motion with a rulingt hat concluded, "The Defendant's motion is accordingly denied for incomprehensibility1." With the following footnote:[blockquote]1Or, in the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler's title character in the movie "Billy Madison," after Billy Madison had responded to a question with an answer that sounded superficially reasonable but lacked any substance,[blockquote]Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.[/blockquote]Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote.[/blockquote][a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0306061billy1.html"]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0306061billy1.html
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

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Speaking of judges who refuse to suffer a fool gladly, check out this animation of Judge Judy "taking care of" people who get on her nerves...

The soundtrack is real!

(Warning: Gets sort of bloody. Do not watch with kids or at work or around Grandma!)