It's big.
It's ugly. [img onclick=smile(this.src) src="http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/silly/crazy.gif"]
(Yes, it's man's)
Probably not allowed.
Who wants to see it first? [img onclick=smile(this.src) src="http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin0010.gif"]