Porn DVD prompts rescue

Started by Lil Me, Feb 22 07 05:00

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Lil Me

[h1]Porn DVD screams prompt sword 'rescue'[/h1]      [h6]Associated Press[/h6]         [!-- begin body-content --] [span class="dateline"]OCONOMOWOC, Wis.[/span][span class="dateline-separator"] - [/span]A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.[/p]  "Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."[/p]  According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.[/p]  "Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"[/p]  The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.[/p]  The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.[/p]  Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.[/p]  Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.[/p]  "I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.[/p]  Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.[/p]  "I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.[/p]  Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.[/p]  Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.
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"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

"Now I feel stupid"


understatement of the year. lol
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

That's a sad story.
If I was the neighbor I never would have pressed charges as long as the doofus agreed to pay for any damages. The poor guy was just trying to be chivalrous! LOLz.
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

lol I can hear it now,
"I come to save you my lady" like Don Quixote
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

Heh, if he had busted in a few moments earlier he might have caught the poor neighbor waxing his carrot.
Talk about a traumatic experience. The dude would have had PTSD/EED for the rest of his miserable life!
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude




oh gosh that's funny.


 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

That must have been some good acting. Usually acting from porn films teh suck.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

ripper

Lise wrote:
 That must have been some good acting. Usually acting from porn films teh suck.[/DIV]
 No pun intended.?

P.C.

Well, I for one would be thankful to have a neighbour willing to get involved in the face of danger.  (ideally, one who didn't live with his mother), but at least he tried.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

39 and still lives at home yikes!!!  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

ripper wrote:
Lise wrote:
That must have been some good acting. Usually acting from porn films teh suck.[/DIV]
 No pun intended.?[/DIV]
     Ohahahahaha...... geez....... naughty, ripper.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

some of the girls in porn seem to be good actress. they seem to be into it.
...

Lise

But it's all fake though, you can totally tell. Like she peeks up and thinks, hey are we done yet or do I have to moan a bit more? And don't tell me they enjoy every bit of it.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Gopher

They may not enjoy it, but there MUST be some job satisfaction involved.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

ripper

That freak must have really cranked up the volume. I thought porn was meant to stimulate the eyes and not the ears. Maybe he was blind.