This kid was apparently high when he wrote and turned this paper in....
[a href="http://www.eng.usf.edu/%7Edionson/ezzay/"]http://www.eng.usf.edu/%7Edionson/ezzay/[/a]
Excerpt:
"The Greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as
olives, gyros, Lenny Kravitz, anal sex, and Oedipus. Oedipus will be
remembered though out time because he suffered from Lou Gehrig's
disease, and that's why he couldn't play ball in the first Olympic games."
