IRS: report your bribes as income!

Started by TehBorken, Jan 04 07 10:38

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TehBorken

 [h3]IRS wants you to report your bribes as income         [/h3] Consumerism Commentary runs down the weirder wrinkles in the US tax code, including the rules governing bribes and the stuff you own, but which does not belong to you: [blockquote] Q. This year, I've been taking bribes to keep the caviar smuggling ring off the FBI radar. Do I have to report this?  A. Yes. If you receive a bribe, include it in your income... [/p] Q. I found an abandoned car and kept it while the person who lost the vehicle presumably wept. Do I have to report this? [/p] A. Yes. If you find and keep property that does not belong to you that has been lost or abandoned (treasure-trove), it is taxable to you at its fair market value in the first year it is your undisputed possession. [/p][/blockquote]  [a href="http://www.consumerismcommentary.com/2007/01/04/do-i-need-to-report-this-income-part-1/"]Link[/a]    
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kingy

for some reason, i read the title as brides.
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