Topic: Impossible Questions

[P.C.]

I was driving home the other day, and there was a phone in radio 'contest' that was called 'Impossible Questions'.  (Not a BIG, win thousands of dollars, contest)

  Anyway, I expected after a few GOOD answers, all of which were wrong, that the REAL answer was going to be a groaner, but it was actually pretty good.

  So......here's the question.   What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?  

[kitten]

A napkin?  

[P.C.]

Nope.....good try though.

[weird al]

doggie bag  

[P.C.]

BEEEEEP........good try, weird al.

[kitten]

Water.  You can't eat it.

[P.C.]

Nuh uh, Kitten.  It's actually a food......no trick.

  (doggy bag is a pretty good guess....it fits) but that's not it.

[kitten]

Dinner roll?

[49er]

parsley

[P.C.]

No dinner roll......No parsley.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c045.gif" border=0]

[kitten]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0].  Sugar?

[49er]

I like my steak or prime rib with a layer of burnt fat on the edges but seldom eat all............so fat

[P.C.]

 [img]http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"].  Sugar?     LOL Kitten.

  Fat is a good one too.

  These are WAY better guesses than were on the radio, and I thought THEY were pretty good...........................but not it.[/DIV]

[kitten]

Side salad?

[49er]

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