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Impossible Questions
« on: Dec 09 06 06:07 »
I was driving home the other day, and there was a phone in radio 'contest' that was called 'Impossible Questions'.  (Not a BIG, win thousands of dollars, contest)

  Anyway, I expected after a few GOOD answers, all of which were wrong, that the REAL answer was going to be a groaner, but it was actually pretty good.

  So......here's the question.   What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?  
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Re: Impossible Questions
« Reply #1 on: Dec 09 06 06:43 »
A napkin?  
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #2 on: Dec 09 06 07:11 »
Nope.....good try though.
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Re: Impossible Questions
« Reply #3 on: Dec 09 06 07:16 »
doggie bag  

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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #4 on: Dec 09 06 07:29 »
BEEEEEP........good try, weird al.
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #5 on: Dec 09 06 07:58 »
Water.  You can't eat it.
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #6 on: Dec 09 06 08:02 »
Nuh uh, Kitten.  It's actually a food......no trick.

  (doggy bag is a pretty good guess....it fits) but that's not it.
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #7 on: Dec 09 06 08:14 »
Dinner roll?
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #8 on: Dec 09 06 08:20 »
parsley

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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #9 on: Dec 09 06 08:24 »
No dinner roll......No parsley.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c045.gif" border=0]
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #10 on: Dec 09 06 08:34 »
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0].  Sugar?
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #11 on: Dec 09 06 08:37 »
I like my steak or prime rib with a layer of burnt fat on the edges but seldom eat all............so fat

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 09 06 08:39 »
 [img]http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"].  Sugar?     LOL Kitten.

  Fat is a good one too.

  These are WAY better guesses than were on the radio, and I thought THEY were pretty good...........................but not it.[/DIV]
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Re: Impossible Qusestions
« Reply #13 on: Dec 09 06 08:41 »
Side salad?
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 09 06 08:42 »
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