Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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P.C.

I was driving home the other day, and there was a phone in radio 'contest' that was called 'Impossible Questions'.  (Not a BIG, win thousands of dollars, contest)

  Anyway, I expected after a few GOOD answers, all of which were wrong, that the REAL answer was going to be a groaner, but it was actually pretty good.

  So......here's the question.   What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Nope.....good try though.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al


P.C.

BEEEEEP........good try, weird al.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Water.  You can't eat it.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Nuh uh, Kitten.  It's actually a food......no trick.

  (doggy bag is a pretty good guess....it fits) but that's not it.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er


P.C.

No dinner roll......No parsley.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c045.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0].  Sugar?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er

I like my steak or prime rib with a layer of burnt fat on the edges but seldom eat all............so fat

P.C.

 [img]http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"].  Sugar?     LOL Kitten.

  Fat is a good one too.

  These are WAY better guesses than were on the radio, and I thought THEY were pretty good...........................but not it.[/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er


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