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Impossible Questions
« on: Dec 09 06 06:07 »
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I was driving home the other day, and there was a phone in radio 'contest' that was called 'Impossible Questions'.  (Not a BIG, win thousands of dollars, contest)
 
Anyway, I expected after a few GOOD answers, all of which were wrong, that the REAL answer was going to be a groaner, but it was actually pretty good.
 
So......here's the question.
 
What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 09 06 06:43 »
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A napkin?
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Nope.....good try though.
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doggie bag
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BEEEEEP........good try, weird al.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 09 06 07:58 »
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Water.  You can't eat it.
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Nuh uh, Kitten.  It's actually a food......no trick.
 
(doggy bag is a pretty good guess....it fits) but that's not it.
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Dinner roll?
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No dinner roll......No parsley. 
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.  Sugar?
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I like my steak or prime rib with a layer of burnt fat on the edges but seldom eat all............so fat
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.  Sugar?     LOL Kitten.
 
Fat is a good one too.
 
These are WAY better guesses than were on the radio, and I thought THEY were pretty good...........................but not it.
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Side salad?
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