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<="news_story">  <="news_story_photo"> I shouldn't laugh, but it is funny.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13511193,00.html
 
 

'We're Going To Crash!'

<="story_date_stamp">Updated: 16:08, Tuesday February 28, 2006

A stewardess caused panic by repeatedly screaming "We're going to crash" when a packed plane hit turbulance.

The Virgin flight hit bad weather three hours into a journey from Gatwick to Las Vegas.

Some passengers were sick and others thrown from their seats as luggage, drinks and trays were tossed around.

Those using the toilet at the time were stuck in the cubicle while others prayed and cried.

And their ordeal was intensified by the screaming stewardess.

Passenger Paul Gibson told The Daily Mirror: "She began screaming every time the plane shook.

"She shouted at the top of her voice, 'We're going to crash! We're going to crash! We're going to crash!"

The un-named woman - in her mid 20s - also lobbed sick bags across the cabin when poorly passengers screamed for more.

Crew members say it was the worst turbulance they had encountered.

A spokesman for Virgin said no complaint had been received.

"Turbulance can be a very frightening ordeal," he added.

(No shit. Captain Obvious to the rescue.)
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That could be me.....except the mid 20's part.  Not a big flyer.
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down to single letters are we?
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P.C. wrote:

That could be me.....except the mid 20's part.  Not a big flyer.
 
Me neither. I can barely carry two people at cruising altitude.
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down to single letters are we?

Lol. He'll be back. Mark my words. The minimum time between posts got bumped up a bit, but no doubt he'll spend a whole bunch of time figuring out how to get around it so he can post more junk. Then I'll just go in and delete them, a few minutes work. I'm suuuuuuure I'll wake up tomorrow with his junk littering the forum, but either way not much will change in the long run.


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Dr. Rumack You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine: A hospital? What is it?

Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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