Stupid Teacher

Started by TehBorken, Nov 27 06 01:41

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TehBorken

Hooray for authority.........


 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

[FONT size=4]LOL. Damn.[/FONT]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

 LOL!!!!!

Hits too close to home.  I did that once to my high school history teacher she was dumb I told her she knew nothing about history since her B.A. wasn't in history but general education. lol I told her I could teach the class better and then she promptly failed me.
   
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Russ

In elementary, I wouldnt challenge. HS is another matter, but still not so much. In college, the instructor is usually arguing with us, as because we have proof now!
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

Well I treated high school like college. Pissed off a lot of teachers always challenging there authority who weren't used to it because most of the kids didn't give about anything and really only cared about what to bring to the party after class or who was hooking up with whom.  For example a girl in my class didn't know Mississippi was a state, couldn't find Missouri on the map and put New York where Nebraska is. Only thing she cared about apparently was telling the boys about her sexual exploits the night before and her emerging alcoholism.  One kid in the class was the school drug dealer only talked about pot.  Got step up by the cops but suprisingly didn't get in trouble. Another girl in the class would flash the guys next to me took of her pants once wouldn't want to touch her with a 10ft poll she got around.  Another girl in another class would rub her boobs on my shoulder (apparently she was playing sexual games with her boyfriend who sat behind me) she kept telling me do you like that SD? Hmmm. ugh.
First day there at the school a girl just announces she said sex for the first time in a week to everyone in the common area.  She would tell me about her 'close calls' and how she couldn't satisfy her boyfriend.

I ran into a wall at that place should have never gone there. EVER. And those are the tame stories. Messed my life up dumb catholic school.  BTW the girl who would rub herself against me and the girl who told the whole class she finally had sex for the first time in a week. They dropped out of school with a week to go senior year and are now strippers on the east side.

Been out of that school for 2 years 6 girls have already had kids. that I know of.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

You'd think the teacher would have been smart enought to burn the evidence......yet instead chose to actually send it where another adult could read it.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

She seems to have the typical 'teachers complex'. Cant seem to think anyone would think shes done something wrong and the parents should do as she says. I can imagine what my dad would say about that, after the first 'meet the creature night' my teacher was scared of him. He was asked not to come to another one either.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

My parents thought my teachers were idiots especially at the catholic school.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

That's funny Russ.  My dad would have grounded me for a month.....no questions asked. (which would have been somewhat redundant, considering we weren't allowed to go anywhere anyways.....rofl)
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Future Canadian

I love the line that "Alex would be better off just accepting my teachings without resistance." ... yup, having false information is good fer ye.
Reminds me of the time my 8-year old son had to correct his feather-brain teacher about the fact that 1 is not actually a prime number. After my wife had to call her on it, she simply told the class that 1 is a "special prime" (a classification that no mathematician has seen fit to introduce in the last thousand years), and then didn't mention prime numbers (much less math) for the rest of the year.
 
...religion has made some contributions to civilization. It helped in the early days to fix the calendar, and it caused Egyptian priests to chronicle ecplipses with such care that in time they were able to predict them. These two services I am prepared to acknowledge, but I do not know of any others

Lise

It's hard to be a teacher and be 100% correct all the time. I know because I was trained as one. One time I was totally stumped in the classroom by a question the student posed and had to say "Hm, interesting question. I"ll have to get back to you at that one. Remind me the next time I'm in class". Needless to say I never did because my training was over and I didn't have to see them.

  Phew. Crisis averted.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

damn that stupid black bar like its some kind of erotic porn! i wanna see the teachers name.
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Sportsdude

you wanted to be a teacher Lise? my moms a teacher you've got to take a lot of crap from people to do that job.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kingy

im sure there are a few things lise could teach me. maybe detention after class??
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P.C.

It's all in the handling.  There's nothing wrong with not knowing an answer (that's actually a good lesson in itself) but to let them know that learning is on going and questions are good and there are resources to find the answers.

By telling the child that he had a good question was a positive comment, praising the child for thinking.  I think you handled it well, Lise.  (except for the part where you left.....ROFL)
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.