Quotes?

[kitten]

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

                                                                                                                                     Al Capone

[P.C.]

A worthy resurrection.

  That's two.

[Adam_Fulford]

[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff]"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents,
more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great
and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last, and the White House  will be adorned by a downright moron."

- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)[/FONT]

[Some Chick]

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."  Plato (I think)

[Some Chick]

"Well behaved women rarely make history." [FONT size=2]Laurel Thatcher Ulrich[/FONT]

[kitten]

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead." - Johnny Carson

[weird al]

"When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

  Variously attributed to Chuck Colson, John Wayne, et al.

[kingy]

girl "how tall are you"

boy "five feet nine inches"

girl "lets forget about the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches"    

[Adam_Fulford]

Ron Jeremy, a very short fellow, said, "I'm tall when I'm lying down."

[weird al]

"If predestined why bother? If not, why try?"

  -  Jack Kerouac

[TehBorken]

If practice makes perfect and nobody's prefect, why practice?

[Gopher]

"Non-violence is the most powerful force in the world. It is a tool not for cowards but for the strongest and the bravest" - Gandhi

[TehBorken]

[span class="gen_quote"]"[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_9837.htm"]Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.[/a]"

[/span]             [div style="text-align: left;"]             [span class="gen_author"][a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fran%20Lebowitz&btnG=Google+Search" class="auth" target="new"]Fran Lebowitz[/a][/span]             
             [span class="gen_title"]US writer and humorist[/span][/div][p align="right"]             [/p]

[Gopher]

"A true Friend unbosoms freely" - William Penn

[kitten]

Ahem!!  Now I know what sort of friends you prefer.....bosomed buddies.