There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences. To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude. Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b]. The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born. What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b] Unfortunately they forgot where they left their camera, so they went looking for it. Suddenly a hurricane scattered everything, including their most precious Polaroids. Months passed as they worried who had found them. They were embarrassed.....justifiably so, because Gopher was involved. Poloraids included naughty friend Lise, with her friend PC. Together they tickle Russ until he begs for forgiveness.
Lise wrote:
Kitten started to dance, causing much consternation to those who were watching as they had previously only seen the can-can danced in films, and even then not quite so vigorously and with such profligate abandon, that had Touslise-Lautrec been present, his artistic career would have come to a full stop there and then. Not to be outdone, Lise hitched up her skirt with purelife copying her. Meanwhile, Gopher and 49er started to salsa dance the night away. Thugh tired, they managed to get hopelessly drunk and begin taking off their clothes...... before Lise decided to pay them to stop. Though very high,
