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Russ

purelife wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude's fantasies about threesomes were entirely with[/DIV][/DIV]
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

TehBorken

 purelife wrote:
 [div] [div]There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[strong style="font-weight: normal;"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware. Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.
 
Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[strong style="font-weight: normal;"]s[/b] [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who
[/b][/div][/div]
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about  [/b][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

  There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about  Sexual Education 101.[/b][/DIV][/DIV]

Lise

  There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher, they [/b][/DIV][/DIV]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Lise wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with PC[/b][/DIV][/DIV]
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Russ

Psst. Someone else has to write something here, I wrote the last.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

49er

  There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with PC to treat Sportsdude[/b][/DIV][/DIV]
 
 

kitten

Lise wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO[/b]  
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Lise wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO[/b]  bow out graciously[/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or[/b]  
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Yarrgh! wrote:
    There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it purelifes sexiness. Purelifes sexiness played lise and teh borken using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]
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Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

kitten

Russ wrote:
    There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it purelifes sexiness. Purelifes sexiness played lise and teh borken using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]   Unfortunately they forgot where they
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]   Unfortunately they forgot where they left their camera
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

P.C. wrote:
 Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]   Unfortunately they forgot where they left their camera, so they went looking for it.

 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

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