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A Horse Walks Into a Bar. . .
« on: Oct 06 06 11:29 »
[big]'Why the long face?'[/big]                             A new pub landlady got a shock when she discovered one of her regulars is a horse.[/p]
[/p] Jackie Gray recently became landlady at the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow, Tyneside.[/p]        She says she got a pleasant surprise when carthouse Peggy joined owner Peter Dolan for a pint.[/p]        The 12-year-old's tipple is a pint of John Smiths and pickled onion crisps.[/p]        Mrs Gray said: "When I bought the pub a few weeks ago I heard rumours that one of the regulars was a horse but I didn't quite believe them. It was a hot day when the horse came in and I was shocked at first because I have never run a pub before."[/p]        Mr Dolan, 61, from Jarrow, bought Peggy six years ago and discovered her fondness for the pub when she followed him inside.[/p]        According to the BBC he said: "Peggy's no bother at all. Most of the regulars know her as she's been coming in here for years and for them Peggy's a bit of a novelty. She's a proper lady."[/p]
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Re: A Horse Walks Into a Bar. . .
« Reply #1 on: Jun 04 07 11:05 »
What a charming story.  Nice of you to bring it back.
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Re: A Horse Walks Into a Bar. . .
« Reply #2 on: Jun 04 07 11:06 »
 kitten wrote:
What a charming story.  Nice of you to bring it back.

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 04 07 11:09 »
If you didn't, who did?  Surprised me to see posts from last year.
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