Suri Cruise exists!

[Lise]

And she's damn cute....................awwwwwwwwwwww........................

  See more images: [A href="http://www.justjared.com/gossip/female_celebrities/suri_cruise/"]http://www.justjared.com/gossip/female_celebrities/suri_cruise/[/A]

[Lise]

[A href="http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom/"]http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom/[/A]  

[Sportsdude]

I bet its Chris Kliens kid. The girl looks too freakish white to be tom cruises baby.

[kingy]

looks half asian.

[kitten]

Which half?

[Gopher]

The other half, of course!

[Mutilated Mind]

This might surprise you people, but apparently Tom Cruise is now selling to his fans and admirers gilded copies of his daughter's first ... erhm... poop.

Really. It's a small turd which has been covered with gold.

This isn't news anymore, BTW. I read that about a month ago.

[Mutilated Mind]

I forgot. This is not a convention of MENSA at MIT...
Even if nothing would be further from my mind than to deny that this place is a haven for people who want to have intelligent and mature conversation

This could be helpful.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gilded

[LostAppetite]

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19888,00.html?fdnews

Suri poop on eBay has been canceled
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200023169600

Picture of bronze Suri poop
http://www.caplakesting.com/danedwards/index.htm

[Mutilated Mind]

I was wrong about the gold-plated poop or whatever it was. I don't even remember where I read about it.
It's only bronzed.
I guess it will be less expensive that way.  

[Mutilated Mind]

Sportsdude wrote:
I bet its Chris Kliens kid. The girl looks too freakish white to be tom cruises baby.
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Tom Cruise isn't totally black either, AFAIK.