Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement

[TehBorken]

 Ah, that's just a classy choice of t-shirt for the engagement photo. She also looks kinda young for marriage, eh?


 

[kitten]

Can't wait for the wedding photos!

[Gopher]

Maybe he'll have thrown a stick by then!

[kitten]

He throws the stick to the end of the aisle and she fetches it and returns it to him at the altar.

[Gopher]

Even before she's promised to obey?

[kitten]

Fetching the stick will constitute obedience.

[Gopher]

Ah,  I see, this is the integral part of the wedding ritual.

[jeffbc]

The wedding was scheduled for Dec. 2004, so they have probably made themselves parents by now, providing their children with dad/uncle and mom/aunt role models as is the tradition in that part of the country.
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[kingy]

"Family and friends are encouraged to attend"

  for some reason, i found this line to be kinda funny. i guess instead of sending out invitations, they just make an announcement via a newspaper article and hope for the best.

[P.C.]

It sounds almost like a threat....lol

[kitten]

Maybe they need someone to carry the shotgun.