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smile of the day
« on: Feb 24 06 01:22 »
this article should put a smile on your face...............

[A href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/02/24/national/a124956S03.DTL"]Microwaved Penis Turns Out to Be Fake[/A] [FONT size=2][/FONT]
[FONT face=geneva,arial size=1]- By JOE MANDAK, Associated Press Writer
[/FONT][FONT face=geneva,arial size=-2]Friday, February 24, 2006 [/FONT](02-24) 12:49 PST Pittsburgh (AP) -- [FONT size=2]A woman trying to cheat on a drug test was behind a bizarre incident in which a frightened convenience store clerk thought she had microwaved a severed penis, police said.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The clerk at the store outside Pittsburgh actually microwaved a prosthetic device used to cheat on drug tests, police said Friday.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The incident unfolded late Thursday afternoon when a man and a woman entered the store and the man asked the clerk, "Can you microwave something for me? It's a life-or-death situation," police said.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The man asked for paper towels, wrapped an object in them, and had the clerk microwave the item for 20 seconds, said McKeesport police Chief Joseph Pero.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]When it was finished, the clerk handed the item back to the man and saw what she thought was a severed penis, Pero said.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]After news reports Friday, a woman called police to say she was with the man in the store and explained what really happened, Pero said.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The woman told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test, Pero said.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would "pass the body temperature test," Pero said that is, be warm enough to not arouse the suspicion of those administering the test.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]Pero said police weren't sure why the woman was storing the urine in a device mimicking male genitalia.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The woman wasn't applying for a job at the convenience store, but Pero said he didn't know anything else about the job.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]Pero wouldn't release the names of the man or woman. Charges, including harassment and disorderly conduct, were possible, he said.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]The clerk at the Giant Eagle Get Go! is "still visibly shaking," Pero said Friday.[/FONT]

[FONT size=2][/FONT][FONT size=2]A clerk at the store Friday referred all questions to Giant Eagle corporate headquarters. An official there declined comment.[/FONT]





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Re: smile of the day
« Reply #1 on: Feb 24 06 02:34 »
LOL! People are funny. I really appreciate that they wanted their piss-filled dildo warmed up in the same oven I might use to fix a hotdog. Yum, yum.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

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Re: smile of the day
« Reply #2 on: Feb 24 06 03:12 »
And that is another reason why you don't eat at convenience store!
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Re: smile of the day
« Reply #3 on: Feb 24 06 03:43 »
Lise wrote:
And that is another reason why you don't eat at convenience store!

Yup.

A moment of Zen, if you will...... A friend of mine was in a stop-n-rob (a 7-11) when one of the customers complained that the hotdog he got out of the warming case wasn't very good. The guy behind the counter pondered this for a moment, then told him that if he was concerned about the quailty of the food he ate, he "probably shouldn''t be eating in convenience stores."
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

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Re: smile of the day
« Reply #4 on: Feb 24 06 03:47 »
Well, put it this way, process meat of any kind is bad for you. Not to mention sitting in a convenience store, waiting for some poor unsuspecting fool to walk up and buy it. G-g-gross.

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Re: smile of the day
« Reply #5 on: Feb 25 06 11:57 »
how embarassing to get caught doing something like this. imagine if your neighbors know this about you. of course then again people that would do this are probably don't care what the neighbors think about them.

 

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