The Most Incredible Knife

Started by TehBorken, Aug 24 06 08:11

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TehBorken

No, really, it is "The Most Incredible Knife". Who doesn't need a cigar cutter next to a bicycle chain rivet setter next to a golf divot repair tool? Wenger is on to something with this everyman's gadget. It wouldn't be a knife, though, without a blade, so Wenger put seven in the line-up. And it wouldn't be Swiss Army unless it came with tweezers and a toothpick. (They're included, too.) See below for the entire list of blades and "stuff".  

The knife is a brute, weighing 2 pounds, 11 ounces and measuring 8.75 inches. But don't worry, it has a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop.  And it's only $1,200!




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The Most Incredible Knife
Here are all 85 tools included in Giant Knife, Version 1.0:  1. 2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
 2. Nail file, nail cleaner
 3. Corkscrew
 4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
 5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter
 6. 2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
 7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
 8. Removable screwdriver bit holder
 9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
 10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
 11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
 12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
 13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
 14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
 15. Magnetized recessed bit holder
 16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
 17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
 18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
 19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
 20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key
 21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
 22. Universal wrench
 23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
 24. 1.65" Clip point utility blade
 25. Metal saw, metal file
 26. 4 mm allen wrench
 27. 2.5" blade
 28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
 29. Double-cut wood saw
 30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
 31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
 32. Watch caseback opening tool
 33. Snap shackle
 34. Telescopic pointer
 35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
 36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
 37. 2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
 38. Shortix key
 39. Flashlight
 40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
 41. Micro tool holder
 42. Micro tool adapter
 43. Micro scraper-straight
 44. Reamer
 45. Fine fork for watch spring bars
 46. Pin punch 1.2 mm
 47. Pin punch .8 mm
 48. Round needle file
 49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
 50. Removable tool holder
 51. Multi-purpose screwdriver
 52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver
 53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
 54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
 55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
 56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
 57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
 58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
 59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
 60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
 61. Can opener
 62. Phillips head screwdriver
 63. 2.5" Clip point blade
 64. Golf club face cleaner
 65. 2.4" Round tip blade
 66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
 67. Golf shoe spike wrench
 68. Golf divot repair tool
 69. Micro straight-curved
 70. Special tool holder
 71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
 72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm
 73. Screwdriver .8 mm
 74. Mineral crystal  magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
 75. Removable screwdriver bit holder
 76. Magnetized recessed bit holder
 77. Tire tread gauge
 78. Reamer/awl
 79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
 80. Special Key
 81. Toothpick
 82. Tweezers
 83. Adapter
 84. Key ring
 85. Second key ring [/p]
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

Yes, but can you take it on a plane?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude

odd pure strange odd. Bet some fool's going to by this or watch it show up on Home Shopping for only 50 bucks.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

TehBorken

 Gopher wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Yes, but can you take it on a plane?[/div]
 I doubt you could even take it in checked baggage.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kingy

that is nothing without a universal remote control.
...

purelife

That knife really needs a curling iron and a vibrator.  Otherwise, us girls would find that totally useless!    

Future Canadian

That looks very easy to use and handle.
 
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Lise

Uhm.... yeah................ bet it was a man who thought about this one. And real hard by the look of it.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

how do you even hold that gadget?  prongs?  

Lise

Imagine the guy who pockets this sucker.

  "Oh hey, is that the most incredible knife you're carrying or are you just glad to see me?"
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.