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Too weird: fake cat paws
« on: Feb 20 06 11:13 »
Watchout, JAPAN AT ITS BEST! I might have some difficulties explaining thisone to you... Bandai is releasing the "Neko Nyanbou" in Japan sometimein April. So what is it? Well, these are fake cat paws with claws thatcan be controlled by a small switch hidden in the "handle". Why onearth would you use these? To scratch your back, to scare a colleagueor just as an extension of your arm... the drawings below will explainwhat I mean. So yes, they are crazy, but that's exactly what we loveabout them!

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #1 on: Feb 21 06 05:48 »
The illustration with the girl rubbing the paws against her face reminds me of those catalogues for seniors that have pictures of middle-aged women giving themselves a "relaxing neck massage" with the... er, battery operated marital aids. They always have some sort of line about the "quiet and discrete" massager "soothing that stress away." Didn't that used to be touted as a cure for female "hysteria" back in Ye Olden Days?

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #2 on: Feb 21 06 06:02 »
It's this pic that gives me the shivering willies:

                             

All I can say is, WTF???? I mean what message is this supposed to convey??? Who's the guy with the rad punk-pony hairdo, and why does he have such an evil grin? Is this some sort of sick and twisted ritual? A sex thing? A secret handshake? Someone tell me, for the love of god, what the hell are they DOING??

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #3 on: Feb 21 06 06:10 »
One missing illustration in that collection is a guy gently scratching his balls...

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #4 on: Feb 21 06 10:03 »
does the paw vibrate?
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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #5 on: Feb 21 06 10:14 »
I'm having trouble with this one. WTF are they doing? And why do they need fake cat paws to do it?[/DIV]
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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #6 on: Feb 22 06 01:16 »
LOL. I didn't understand that one either.

I thought maybe if you're stuck behind someone taller than you, you can use those cat paws to wave at someone who wouldn't have otherwise seen you because of the taller person blocking you.  Just a theory anyway.

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #7 on: Feb 22 06 06:37 »
[FONT face=Verdana size=2]I lol'd.[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana size=2][/FONT] [/DIV][FONT face=Verdana size=2]Notice how the[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana size=2] cat lady has cat ears and a cat tail...but is obviously lacking in the cat paws that she so ever desires and craves for.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=2][/FONT]

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #8 on: Feb 22 06 06:14 »
Is this in some way related to "Furries?" If anyone out there is into that scene, maybe they can shed some light on it.

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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #9 on: Feb 22 06 07:47 »
I can probably think of "other" good uses for a furry dildo.
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Re: Too weird: fake cat paws
« Reply #10 on: Feb 24 06 02:21 »
Lise wrote:
I can probably think of "other" good uses for a furry dildo.  [/DIV]

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